A red background with white text which says Birthday Numbers. For that special numbered birthday... 18, 21, 30, 40, 50, 60, 69, 70, 80, 90 & 100! with a picture of a you are 18 birthday card
Blue rectangular background with teh words birthday cards. For Mums, Dads, Brothers, Sisters, Family and anyone else who's on the birthday shit list
A bright blue rectangular image containing the words Love is Love and an example greetings card from the LGBTQ range which says on the front Fuck The Haters. End of Story.
A bright pink square image containing the words Open Upon a F**king Time and an example greetings card from that range
A yellow square which says hundreds of cards unsuitable for each and any occasion and which shows a selection of eight different greeting card fronts
A black image with a gold banner which says Happy Fucking Birthday
A bright green background with the words 'Send the happy couple a card they'll definitely remember! We also have divorce cards... just saying!' A white greetings card is shown with bright pink lettering saying Wedding Wankers
A yellow background with the words: Fur Baby Cards. From the most important members of the family... the cat and the dog. A greetings card is also shown with a dog illustration and the wording: the dog likes you, but I think you're a cunt.

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