Offensive Occasions is a wee business, based in Glasgow, started by a woman with a dream of doing something that makes her happy. Gotta have a big dream, right? I’ve always wanted to have my own business but before I knew it, I’d turned 45. One minute I was downing cheap AF cider from the bottle in a field with my mates listening to The Stone Roses with not a worry in the world. Next minute I’m plucking my muzzy, crossing my legs when I cough or sneeze and turning into my Mum. It’s one of those ‘if not now, when?’ moments for me. I’ve been thinking about this for ages but this year I finally put my massive-big-girl undies on and took the leap. I’m not going to lie, I’m pooping those massive pants, but I am also so excited for the possibilities.
We are not a massive, faceless chain. We are not churning out millions of the same card. We use local printers. We are as responsible and sustainable as we possibly can be.